Got Em On
02-08-2018, 03:37 PM
The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying
proper wages to his Deckhand and sent an agent to in-
vestigate him.
IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how
much you pay them".
Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's
been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus
free room and board. Then there is the mentally chal-
lenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and
does about ninety% of the work around here. He makes
about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and
I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum & a dozen Budweisers
every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also
gets to sleep with my wife occasionally ".
IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the men-
tally challenged one ".
Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would you like to
know ? "
proper wages to his Deckhand and sent an agent to in-
vestigate him.
IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how
much you pay them".
Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's
been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus
free room and board. Then there is the mentally chal-
lenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and
does about ninety% of the work around here. He makes
about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and
I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum & a dozen Budweisers
every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also
gets to sleep with my wife occasionally ".
IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the men-
tally challenged one ".
Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would you like to
know ? "